The first surgeon, from New York , says, '"I like to see accountants -on. my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah-, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.,,
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: *You know, I like construction workers ... those guys.always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed:,
You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no Guts, no Heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,
and the head and the ass are interchangeable.